Dear Katherine and Petruchio,
Knock, knock. Who’s there? It’s Gilly! I am ten years old. I go to Bridgewater Elementary School. My teacher calls me a troublemaker and all of the kids in my class don’t like me. Anyway, my gradnma told me that I should ask you for help cause you know a lot about love and stuff. Well, I like this boy in my class. His name is Liam. He has curly hair like me. He dresses real good with a shirt and tie. He is real smart. I really hope he likes me cause he is super cute and funny. This girl in my class said that Liam will never like me cause I play pranks on him. Once by accident, I glued his chair to his pants once. I didn’t mean to do it…sorry. I also lit his tie on fire. And I blew up his science fair project. And I gave him a super wedgie. Sorry.
I want to know what I should do to make Liam like me. Valentine’s Day is in a few months and I want to kiss Liam then. Usually I bring in valentine’s candies for my class that will make them all itchy and barf. Or one year I shot this boy I liked with a cupid arrow. My grandma said I should not do this if I want to seduce Liam. What do you think I should do differently for Valentine’s Day this year? I wanna make a good impression on Liam this year.
Grandma said that you guys will understand my boy problems. Please help me. Liam is the boy of my dreams. If you don’t help me impress him, you two better watch out. I know some awesome pranks to pull on you guys.
What? Uh-huh. Sorry.
Gilly
